I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
lesbian pirates falling in love with lesbian mermaids
lesbian mermaids being conflicted about drowning them because they drown people who fall in love with them but those were all men before
mermaids not drowning the pirates
How awesome would it be if you could trade knowledge with people? Like, I don’t need astronomy and you hate chemistry but you’re good at it so let’s trade.